Friday, December 2, 2011

BIG LOSS ALREADY?

The scene is a friday morning. The now three-time Worldpro Alltime TV champion Johnny Jester sits at a computer.


Click, Click.


Jester's mouth suddenly agape. Stunned by his findings.


muttering to himself that HE "LOST!!!!" Johnny clicks PRINT and the annoying sounds machinating emit from his computer printer preparing a document.


Johnny J3ST3R: I LOST? I LOST? How is this possible? I'm a loser? This must be a mistake. I'm supposed to address the Big Gold title match I entered and I get online to find out I've lost! Marquee has his female companionship issues. Aerik Walker has direction problems and Jamar Matthews likely has financial difficulties. They all pale in comparison to my situation. I LOST! I LOST!


Jester slams the computer shut as it concludes printing out the document.


Jester's look about his face turns from dispair and sadness to one of sinister insanity as he eyes the camera that spies on him.




He begins twirling his fingers around in a crazy motion walking closer and closer to the lens.


Johnny J3ST3R: Worldpro Wrestling you've seen happy jester, you've seen enigmatic jester and at November Reign you will see a different dimension to my personality. Snap Crackle Pop goes the weasel!


Jester disappears and the camera lens wanders over to the printed document to reveal its containments.

WpW Fantasy Football Week 11
       Final Score
jokers      101.38
Black Roses 101.64

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