The opening words to the famed theme song of classic comedy troop "The Three Stooges".
The scene is a sunday morning. The now three-time Worldpro Alltime TV champion Johnny Jester sits at a computer whistling the "Three Stooges" anthem.
JJ: Whom should I start? The names matter not. Its in the numbers. Its in the stats. I have a Continental title match as well as a Big Gold title match to consider yet my focus I'll have you think is on my fantasy football team. Football. Wrestling. What should I spend my time on? Preparing for November Reign or watching the gridiron action? Such a decision has to be made soon. Hehe. Football must be the choice. If it wasn't for that then I might not be the Worldpro TV champion for the third time. So that means football is more important. Ok. Good. Now to these socalled opponents in my Continental title chase.
Turning the computer around it shows Johnny Jester pictured above the actual Three Stooges visuals.
JJ: And to think this hasn't been attempted before. No one has ever been Continental champion and Alltime TV champion at the same time. All I must do is go through three stooges. First there's this numbskull Skull who says I am starving for food as my reason to return to Worldpro Wrestling. More like the hunger is for gold.
Then there's Sebastian who seems to be in dire need of a literacy lesson. Doesn't even know what he is signing up for. And then of course the third stooge. Duke Masters. This guy is a piece of work. What a winner this drunken fool is. Three Blind Mice. See how they run. This task may be even easier than dispelling that of Kevin Strife and No show Shiva to my third TV title. At least the Big Gold title opponents aren't three stooges...
Jester sits back from the computer pondering that final thought then utters Three Stooges Curley's famous catchphrase. "Nyuk, Nyuk"
JJ: Then again...on second thought...
The scene fades from the sunday morning at Johnny J3ST3R'S home shortly before kickoff of another NFL sunday. Have you ever seen such a sight in your life as Three Blind Mice?
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