Being Cont

And so J3ST3R continues this time turning attention to his Continental title match.


The scene is still inside a Las Vegas theater, Clad in a pinstriped suit in front of a small audience; The Worldpro Wrestling TV champion sits with microphone in hand one day away from November Reign. He now focuses on more New Era.

JJ: I've suffered all the losing I'm going to stand this past week. Fantasy football league loser. Ok that's done. But New Era I'm a winner when it comes to facing you. I smile to hide the pain however. It's going to hurt me more than you when I break stuff Sunday. Snap crackle Pop.



JJ: New Era your day is done. No joking around this time. SeeBastard you will be a broken pizza boy! YAY New Continental champeeeeeeen!!!! Johnny J3ST3R. The three is for all that gold. Three personalities for three belts. TV,Big Gold, and Continentees.


To be continental in a day when J3ST3R reigns at November Reign.

Fat Lady Singing

And the Jester nears the Big Gold throne.


The scene is a Las Vegas theater where showgirls dance
The Worldpro Wrestling TV champion sits with microphone in hand mere day away from November Reign. Smiling.

JJ: Cue the fat lady to test her vocal chords as it's time for her to sing for the new era. Their day is near its end. The crazy man is about to capture the Big Gold.



JJ: With a snap, crackle, and pop. Some different letters are going up on the sign after November Reign. The fancy theater sign will no longer read 'M-A-R-Q-U-E-E' it will read 'J-3-S-T-3-R'. The numbers never lie. New Era goes down for third time. YAY!

To be continued in minutes.

BIG LOSS ALREADY?

The scene is a friday morning. The now three-time Worldpro Alltime TV champion Johnny Jester sits at a computer.


Click, Click.


Jester's mouth suddenly agape. Stunned by his findings.


muttering to himself that HE "LOST!!!!" Johnny clicks PRINT and the annoying sounds machinating emit from his computer printer preparing a document.

Johnny J3ST3R: I LOST? I LOST? How is this possible? I'm a loser? This must be a mistake. I'm supposed to address the Big Gold title match I entered and I get online to find out I've lost! Marquee has his female companionship issues. Aerik Walker has direction problems and Jamar Matthews likely has financial difficulties. They all pale in comparison to my situation. I LOST! I LOST!

Jester slams the computer shut as it concludes printing out the document.

Jester's look about his face turns from dispair and sadness to one of sinister insanity as he eyes the camera that spies on him.

He begins twirling his fingers around in a crazy motion walking closer and closer to the lens.

Johnny J3ST3R: Worldpro Wrestling you've seen happy jester, you've seen enigmatic jester and at November Reign you will see a different dimension to my personality. Snap Crackle Pop goes the weasel!

Jester disappears and the camera lens wanders over to the printed document to reveal its containments.

WpW Fantasy Football Week 11

       Final Score

jokers      101.38

Black Roses 101.64

Three Blind Mice

Three Blind Mice see how they run, See how they run.
The opening words to the famed theme song of classic comedy troop "The Three Stooges".

The scene is a sunday morning. The now three-time Worldpro Alltime TV champion Johnny Jester sits at a computer whistling the "Three Stooges" anthem.

JJ: Whom should I start? The names matter not. Its in the numbers. Its in the stats. I have a Continental title match as well as a Big Gold title match to consider yet my focus I'll have you think is on my fantasy football team. Football. Wrestling. What should I spend my time on? Preparing for November Reign or watching the gridiron action? Such a decision has to be made soon. Hehe. Football must be the choice. If it wasn't for that then I might not be the Worldpro TV champion for the third time. So that means football is more important. Ok. Good. Now to these socalled opponents in my Continental title chase.

Turning the computer around it shows Johnny Jester pictured above the actual Three Stooges visuals.

JJ: And to think this hasn't been attempted before. No one has ever been Continental champion and Alltime TV champion at the same time. All I must do is go through three stooges. First there's this numbskull Skull who says I am starving for food as my reason to return to Worldpro Wrestling. More like the hunger is for gold.

Then there's Sebastian who seems to be in dire need of a literacy lesson. Doesn't even know what he is signing up for. And then of course the third stooge. Duke Masters. This guy is a piece of work. What a winner this drunken fool is. Three Blind Mice. See how they run. This task may be even easier than dispelling that of Kevin Strife and No show Shiva to my third TV title. At least the Big Gold title opponents aren't three stooges...

Jester sits back from the computer pondering that final thought then utters Three Stooges Curley's famous catchphrase. "Nyuk, Nyuk"

JJ: Then again...on second thought...

The scene fades from the sunday morning at Johnny J3ST3R'S home shortly before kickoff of another NFL sunday. Have you ever seen such a sight in your life as Three Blind Mice?

Tv Title 3 Times Champion in Denver Gold

Denver, Colorado just outside Investco Field.

This is the city where WpW will hold its Gold Push Sixty on November 11th 2011. Informed that familar names from Worldpro past were invited to attend Jester is one of many. They chose a homecoming theme. What better time and place for Johnny Jester to return to stake claim as the only three time Alltime TV champion ever in Worldpro Wrestling. Johnny Jester is dressed casually outside the football stadium being escorted into the famed Mile High facility but before then he stops to direct his attention to the Worldpro cameras. 

JJ: One moment please. It seems the riddles and rumors of my reemergence have gotten the ire of one Kevin Strife. Yes I said his name correctly as opposed to the past couple of transmissions where my voice deemed him Kevin Strive. The Alltime TV champ is going through much strife and despair after all. He could have strived for success in his upcoming defense but the pressure has gotten to the fair footed Kevin. He has resorted to cursing and ranting. He displayed a lack of intelligence  and decorum to the world. I posed a riddle which he could not answer and it has sent him into a foul mood. This wasn't unexpected. By the time I finish this day I will have made perfect sense in my recent transmissions to the masses. Even a much underestimated maiden such as Shiva has recognized Kevin's pension for sticking his proverbial feet in his mouth. Pun intended but of course I thee Jest.


Johnny is handed a football helmet.
He displays it proudly.

JJ: My visit today is appropriate since feet preoccupy Kevin's mind. So I'm here in Denver city for Gold Push Sixty and home of a professional FOOTball team. But this helmet is not of the Denver Broncos. It's that of the Denver Gold. Whom is the Denver Gold and what relevence is it to our match? A tale to be told at Gold Push Sixty after my victory becoming Alltime TV champion for the third time. While Kevin says I make no sense. I've told you the numbers never lie. That seems like a very easy sentence to comprehend.

A four-sided wall surrounds Kevin Strife. How to get out of it? That was the question posed. It makes no sense to the Alltime TV champion. He's revealed his own personal lack of intelligence. But fear not ignoramous, the answer will be revealed in minutes. The conundrum and enigma isn't so difficult to resolve but dearest Kevin full of anger and frustration blew his top and couldn't answer when said top. Not the correct top I may add. Poor Kevin. So much potential yet displayed to everyone suddenly that he just can't compete under pressure. Cursing and stammering. He's clearly lost his way. There's nothing to be ashamed of Kevin Strife in defeat here in Denver. In previous transmissions I sent forth it was mentioned of a commonaity we share. I did not reveal what that is but it seems your short fuse needs the calming sounds of a piano. We both are musically inclined. I'm well versed in instrumental accomanyment as well. Our similarities end there. You use your feet for success, I use my mind. A very huge difference. Head to Toe.

JJ: The soon to be ex-champion Kevin Strife chose to make intelligence a talking point of this contest. I think by his curse-filled anger ridden rant yesterday he's shown his frustration of being unable to solve one question. "A four-sided wall surrounds Kevin Strife, How to get out of it?" He's a lost cause this week. Instead he resorted to insults and cussing. And tomorrow don't say you knew the answer after its revealed. You had your chance and chose a different path. The irony of talking down to Shiva and criticizing her lack of smarts is not unnoticed on me and now the viewers. The frustration is evident in young Kevin's voice. He knows not of the competition I've battled in my battles. The names of Eric Rodriguez, Michael Mannetta, Stricken, Alexandria Hart echo throughout Worldpro history. Shiva is a past TV champion in her own right. Kevin Strife you've won at most two matches in WpW. With latest three minute rant you've shown you're probably not on the level of Firebomb. All it took was two commentaries from me and it's sent you over the edge. The fans who've grown tired of you in just two appearances will relish your defeat at Gold Push Sixty. Now to make sense of it all. 

Some minutes pass and Johnny Jester is now inside the stadium. Relaxed and casually attired on this occasion still.

JJ: The Gold of being Alltime TV champ is a luxury for someone with committment. We've been told for years it is a stepping stone to higher titles. Kevin if you really are making WpW yours then you will put your best FOOT forward after DEFEAT at Gold Push Sixty. Remember the question and riddle which you chose to curse and rant instead of muster intelligence to figure out. "A Four-sided wall surrounds Kevin Strife. How to get out of it?"

The camera shot decends away from Johnny Jester as he poses the question and riddle one final time. Viewing up to the skies the answer is revealed.

A glass is broken representing the proverbial 'Glass Ceiling'.



Dear Kevin Strife,
Surrounded by four walls, but there is no ceiling. Rise above it. Success awaits. Strive for it after losing the TV title young Kevin. Big Gold, World, The sky's the limit for you.
Sincerely, JOHNNY J3ST3R
Soon to be 3-Time Alltime TV Champion
Gold Push Sixty Denver Colorado

Tv title 2 Return or not to.

To return for what?

Two return Four what?

This time. This time.
Shakespeare I'm not but the question is answered in its written form.
It is all about the numbers.
A one shot wonder I was once considered.
Dismissed as a mere joke. While yes I thee jest on many occasions.
The numbers never lie.

Johnny Jester's words resonate.

JJ: The commonality between WpW's Alltime TV Champ Kevin and that of Johnny Jester really should be avoided by me.
That isn't the narrative I'm seeking to discuss. But its possible if uncovered it will lead us right where we seek to go.
Music to thyne ears.
Capturing your minds. Pondering just what is Jester driving at. The mission is to divert en route to ascention.
Winning Worldpro All time TV championship is quite the feat. Pun intended.
Here is a short letter to the current champ.
'Dear Kevin, Brag about being WpW Champ.
Sincerely, Fourth Wall.'

JJ: Let it be said. Anyone can commit to training.
Anyone can commit to in a word 'committment'.
Can Worldpro Wrestling really trust a one hit wonder?
Time will tell. Ask them about Chris Lee.
Does Kevin strive to be written off in history?
The Four-sided wall surrounds Kevin Strive. How to get out of it?
The conundrum. The enigma.
Answer the question. Solve the riddle.

What's black and white and read all over? A Newspaper of course.
Some riddles are 'simple', Some a but a jest.
To get on that 'marquee' you must rise to the top or become a 'bomb'.
The Alltime TV title is a step. If Kevin strives for more.
Then the irony is he wins by losing.
There will be no shame in defeat at Gold Push Sixty.
You get a bitch in Shiva.
You get to bitch about a joker.
You get to become next in line for Worldpro World title.
All by losing the title. 2 plus 2 is 4.
The numbers never lie. Neither does Johnny J3ST3R.

Jester clearly pressing buttons.

JJ: A tart like Shiva would not merit nary a mention
however when the Worldpro World Champion is on her arm
then some acknowledgement albeit breif needs spoken of.
Last November I personally witnessed his clout firsthand.
The true muscle.
One year later if appears Mike Depression had enough time to lick his wounds of defeat.
That's quite an ego if you need a full year to recover from depression of losing one match.
But I thee jest. Should not mock the mentally ill. Sensation will do the bidding of keeping Firebomb out of my way.
This happy homecoming puts all the cast in their proper place.
I can return to action or relax at home enjoying the football season.
The ball is in WpW's court.

Holding two fingers up.

To return or not to return?

Its too tempting to pass up.

Two. Two. Try three.

That's the trick.

Johnny Jester has entered the fray once again 'too'.

"Strive Fourth"

Autumn wind.

November is here.

Surely you jest?

Time to set forth and come home.

"Pondering what the future holds. No time better than the present Worldpro Wrestling. This is no joke.

Your jester returns in a homecoming of sorts. " Johnny Jester speaks with clinched fingers pecking at his cheek.

Johnny looks past the camera momentarily.

"So what is there to say? Must I conform to the trivial boundaries of a pro-wrestling promo? A champion and former Alltime TV champion would say no." Jester sighs.

"Shiva presents a challenge to the young champion Kevin Strive. More like a distraction. While he may indeed make her his unholy bitch. This face you see will be his waterloo." Jester grins.

The clapping of hands is an audible interuption.

"Joyous approval. Kevin, consider me your ticket forward. You strive for more in life. There will be no shame in defeat. If you truely seek to set your bags down and make Worldpro Wrestling your home then the climb should not take you long. This is no joke. The ball is in your court. Four sides to the room. Walls surrounding you. Which is the best way out? The answer will come in time. The answer....will....come...in...time."

Yes, Autumn's wind have begun.

November is upon us.

Johnny Jester sets to reign once again.