Being Cont

And so J3ST3R continues this time turning attention to his Continental title match.


The scene is still inside a Las Vegas theater, Clad in a pinstriped suit in front of a small audience; The Worldpro Wrestling TV champion sits with microphone in hand one day away from November Reign. He now focuses on more New Era.

JJ: I've suffered all the losing I'm going to stand this past week. Fantasy football league loser. Ok that's done. But New Era I'm a winner when it comes to facing you. I smile to hide the pain however. It's going to hurt me more than you when I break stuff Sunday. Snap crackle Pop.



JJ: New Era your day is done. No joking around this time. SeeBastard you will be a broken pizza boy! YAY New Continental champeeeeeeen!!!! Johnny J3ST3R. The three is for all that gold. Three personalities for three belts. TV,Big Gold, and Continentees.


To be continental in a day when J3ST3R reigns at November Reign.

Fat Lady Singing

And the Jester nears the Big Gold throne.


The scene is a Las Vegas theater where showgirls dance
The Worldpro Wrestling TV champion sits with microphone in hand mere day away from November Reign. Smiling.

JJ: Cue the fat lady to test her vocal chords as it's time for her to sing for the new era. Their day is near its end. The crazy man is about to capture the Big Gold.



JJ: With a snap, crackle, and pop. Some different letters are going up on the sign after November Reign. The fancy theater sign will no longer read 'M-A-R-Q-U-E-E' it will read 'J-3-S-T-3-R'. The numbers never lie. New Era goes down for third time. YAY!

To be continued in minutes.

BIG LOSS ALREADY?

The scene is a friday morning. The now three-time Worldpro Alltime TV champion Johnny Jester sits at a computer.


Click, Click.


Jester's mouth suddenly agape. Stunned by his findings.


muttering to himself that HE "LOST!!!!" Johnny clicks PRINT and the annoying sounds machinating emit from his computer printer preparing a document.

Johnny J3ST3R: I LOST? I LOST? How is this possible? I'm a loser? This must be a mistake. I'm supposed to address the Big Gold title match I entered and I get online to find out I've lost! Marquee has his female companionship issues. Aerik Walker has direction problems and Jamar Matthews likely has financial difficulties. They all pale in comparison to my situation. I LOST! I LOST!

Jester slams the computer shut as it concludes printing out the document.

Jester's look about his face turns from dispair and sadness to one of sinister insanity as he eyes the camera that spies on him.

He begins twirling his fingers around in a crazy motion walking closer and closer to the lens.

Johnny J3ST3R: Worldpro Wrestling you've seen happy jester, you've seen enigmatic jester and at November Reign you will see a different dimension to my personality. Snap Crackle Pop goes the weasel!

Jester disappears and the camera lens wanders over to the printed document to reveal its containments.

WpW Fantasy Football Week 11

       Final Score

jokers      101.38

Black Roses 101.64