WpW wrestler Johnny Jester sits in a recliner pondering his next move.
JJ: Welcome to my humble abode. I might as well begin to get aquainted with you once again. It seems a championship wrestling title is nearing my mantle once again. That is if I can continue convincing the authorities it was but a misunderstanding confusing little old me with the wikileaks hacker. I sat for hours in a Glendale FBI field office being questioned adnausem.
Johnny takes his remote control and turns off the television set.
JJ: Holiday cheer. I'm not scrooge but this time of year just isn't what it used to be. Children running about everywhere, here and yonder saying 'yay' to and fro.
The camera spots a noticable gleam in his eye when he said "yay".
JJ: But WorldPro Wrestling what do ye wantest from me? Must I conduct a tedious promo about all of my opponents? Even those still hiding in the bushes waiting to appear. I say no. Fight the system. Wrestle, Win and become a champion the likes which hasn't been seen since. Oh I don't know....
He pauses then gives a telling slight grin.
JJ: .....Johnny Jester!
Looking at his fingers, inspecting his fingernails he looks back to the camera once more.
JJ: I think I will skip the formalities of bringing down my opponents on this occasion because well there's only been one thus far. Some hack. I think I'll jump ahead even letting you think for a moment of the sensations the holidays bring. Isn't Glendale, Arizona this time of year such a lovely place? But I digress.
Johnny stands up walking to the door.
JJ: Here let me show you out. We've spent enough time today. I believe the authorities are paying me another visit. Maybe watch the 24-Hour news channels. You may hear about The Jester. .......But I thee Jest.
Johnny opens the door as a blustering cool breeze rushes in.
JJ: Don't fret I'm not the hackivist. 353. Isn't that the number? I believe it is. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,j35t3r
Johnny Jester ushers the cameraman out of the house.He folds his arms waiting on the camera to reposition its shot.
JJ: One mystery solved another to take its place. My work here in Glendale, Arizona is complete. The numbers soon to be on my side. A Worldpro Wrestling title comes home once again. But don't jump to conclusions. The task is not 100% complete as of yet.
The camera is now outside watching Jester standing at the doorway waving.
JJ: Sensational weather isn't it here in Glendale? Well I must now bid you adeiu. DRIVE safely!
Johnny Jester closes the door. Opening new mental doors for everyone else to make their minds wander.
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