And so the day of reckoning is near.
The training.
The commitment.
Today I sit at my computer writing to all my fans and fellow wrestlers. In short time the Worldpro Wrestling TV title could once again be mine.
I've seen glimpses of wrestlers who seek legendary status and feel winning a contender match will garner them their acclaim.
We're told the All-Time television champion represents Worldpro wrestling's best wrestler deserving of title recognition.
Skimming the list. How many are multiple time TV title holders?
It would appear in the midst of praising Fifty talents or a top ten at Goldpush Fifty someone on the card is actually at the threshold of making history.
The numbers don't lie.
No hacking was necessary.
No trash talking was needed.
All I have to do is have the numbers.
353.
johnny j35t3r that's me. YAY! I have the numbers to do it.
I once suggested giving us all a TV championship at the very first Goldpush. YAY we all win!
Let's hand out title belts to everyone in the match!!!
Uh no.
GOT YOU!
This time it's mine. ALL time tv. All mine.
The third act in the play all is revealed.
I wasn't the wikileaks hacktivist.
I haven't caused any lives to be wrecked as of late.
But am guilty.
Of capturing your mind pondering where I was going next did the accomplished desire.
Toss you off the trail while the numbers add up to my favor.
The opponents in the bush.
They aren't coming.
Come forward another time.
Time isn't on their side. It's more history in the making as well as repeating itself.
What all time tv television champion once had no challengers? He's writing the message for all to read.
Pose another question who will be a two time All time tv champion by the end of Goldpush Fifty?
So while they gush over once past legends and current folly fighting over contender spots. I'll remain underrated.
Under the radar for that which truly matters.
Tossing a bad ass or a beautyparlor bad side of towner over the top rope is but now a mere formality. The numbers cannot be ignored.
A plan developed.
Went to many lengths to achieve.
Focused on one main purpose.
Presented my case through time and space.
The number is up.
And so this third time will bring just JESTER a second charm.
Yay. I win.
The scene is a living room. A fireplace burns logs. A television set is playing a Holiday children's cartoon.
WpW wrestler Johnny Jester sits in a recliner pondering his next move.
JJ: Welcome to my humble abode. I might as well begin to get aquainted with you once again. It seems a championship wrestling title is nearing my mantle once again. That is if I can continue convincing the authorities it was but a misunderstanding confusing little old me with the wikileaks hacker. I sat for hours in a Glendale FBI field office being questioned adnausem.
Johnny takes his remote control and turns off the television set.
JJ: Holiday cheer. I'm not scrooge but this time of year just isn't what it used to be. Children running about everywhere, here and yonder saying 'yay' to and fro.
The camera spots a noticable gleam in his eye when he said "yay".
JJ: But WorldPro Wrestling what do ye wantest from me? Must I conduct a tedious promo about all of my opponents? Even those still hiding in the bushes waiting to appear. I say no. Fight the system. Wrestle, Win and become a champion the likes which hasn't been seen since. Oh I don't know....
He pauses then gives a telling slight grin.
JJ: .....Johnny Jester!
Looking at his fingers, inspecting his fingernails he looks back to the camera once more.
JJ: I think I will skip the formalities of bringing down my opponents on this occasion because well there's only been one thus far. Some hack. I think I'll jump ahead even letting you think for a moment of the sensations the holidays bring. Isn't Glendale, Arizona this time of year such a lovely place? But I digress.
Johnny stands up walking to the door.
JJ: Here let me show you out. We've spent enough time today. I believe the authorities are paying me another visit. Maybe watch the 24-Hour news channels. You may hear about The Jester. .......But I thee Jest.
Johnny opens the door as a blustering cool breeze rushes in.
JJ: Don't fret I'm not the hackivist. 353. Isn't that the number? I believe it is. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,j35t3r
Johnny Jester ushers the cameraman out of the house.He folds his arms waiting on the camera to reposition its shot.
JJ: One mystery solved another to take its place. My work here in Glendale, Arizona is complete. The numbers soon to be on my side. A Worldpro Wrestling title comes home once again. But don't jump to conclusions. The task is not 100% complete as of yet.
The camera is now outside watching Jester standing at the doorway waving.
JJ: Sensational weather isn't it here in Glendale? Well I must now bid you adeiu. DRIVE safely!
Johnny Jester closes the door. Opening new mental doors for everyone else to make their minds wander.
353
johnny j35t3r
Scribble scribble. Writing that which needs to be done.
History repeats itself. All-Time Television Title. WpW.
He who focuses on death becomes consumed. A Bad Ass seeks to bring 4. Funny because I'm bringing ONE....4.....YOU! Numbers numbers. 353. 14U. Numbers. We all seek the numbers to lead to victory. A bad ass tosses names quizzically asking if I'm but a joke? Laughter will be had. Bloodshed may be seen. A bad ass with fatal flaws and one huge crack. Hehe.
But I thee Jest.
Scribble Scribble. Virtual writing needs to be done a story needs to be told.
The ride has begun back to WorldPro Wrestling. Breath of life. No death to speak of herein. A bad ass speaking of dorks, jokes, fools. An opponent of little consequence. Lacking such any sort of of noticeable measure. 353. Quizzes and questions from a bad ass to the masses. This jester plays the numbers. 353. What could it mean? Figure the code. Figure the winner of the contest. I need not 4 to win. I need only ONE 4 U. A bad ass speaking full of bluster but if you take closer note when asking if this Jester is entering the Television title match he says it with an exclamation not a question. Subcontious fear from a bad ass. He already knows deep down all is lost.
He quickly grows tired of cutting his paragraph promo. So winded. So tired. Lacking skill. Lacking substance. Lacking interest. Lacking knowledge. Lacking so much.
A winner does not lack these traits. 353. Solve the code. WpW finds it's All-Time Television champion once again. The ride began again at November Reign. One liners did the trick. An open field with unknown opponents popping up at any moment a different methodology and path to victory must be undertaken or indeed a sudden grave a jester meets.
But I thee jest.
My focus is not like that of a bad ass consumed with death. Sing your epilogue because what's past is prologue. 353. You may have your 4. I will have different numbers. Far reaching. Far above. Far sighted.
Read the headlines.
MSN Headline: WikiLeaks hacker Villian or Hero?
A Badass brings his army of four. A jester brings different numbers. Heed that word. Experience is what will aid the presumptive Television Champion. Does WpW want to have its minds penetrated further by the tricks of this jester? Rhetorically speaking I'll hedge my bets placing them squarely on "Yes".
But a taste to whet the appetite. Making me your Television champion will affect the brain. Open your thoughts. Ponder my next direction. Ponder my next move. Happy. Sad. Hero. Villian.
It is one thing to not specifically know what opponent awaits in the brush. But it yet another to have an adversary which you cannot quite figure out. The battle with the bad ass is but a joke. The true war will be with the adversaries taking inventory readying for battle out of sight but in mind.
This is but One 4 You.
353. Middle ground may reveal the answer. The end result is the name of the All-Time Television champion. The numbers will reveal it in due time.
That is no...joke.
